NEVER IN A MILLION SMEARS DID I THINK I WOULD BE HERE.
NEVER IN A MILLION SMEARS, DID I THINK I WOULD BE HERE. IT ALL STARTED IN FEBUARY 2022 WHEN THE LETTER CAME THROUGH MY DOOR..."YOUR SMEAR IS DUE" (ALTHOUGH IT HAD BEEN DUE SINCE MAY2020 BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT WENT DOWN DONT WE!) ANWAY, I RECEIVED THE LETTER AND PUT IN ON THE SIDE WHERE IT STUPIDLY STAYED UNTIL OCTOBER! I KEPT SEEING IT AND THINKING "YOU NEED TO GET THAT BOOKED" BUT LIFE AS A MOTHER OF 2 WITH A DOG/FAMILY AND A BUISNESS GOT IN THE WAY.....SO OCTOBER CAME AND I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ARSE INTO GEAR AND GET IT BOOKED, THE RECEPTIONIST TOLD ME BECAUSE OF A BACK LOG, SMEARS IN MY SURGERY WERE A 10 WEEK WAIT SO I WOULD HAVE TO GO ONTO THE CANCELLATION LIST. I DID, AND AFTER AROUND 5 DAYS I WAS BOOKED IN FOR ONE THE FOLLOWING WEEK. OFF I WENT TO MY SMEAR APPOINTMENT, PANTS DOWN LEGS APART. ALL DONE. "YOUR CERVIX LOOKS NICE, HEATHY AND PINK," SAID THE NURSE "YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR RESULTS WITHIN 4-6 WEKKS. RIGHT ALL GOOD. OFF I WENT. WH...